Hey Coke! Are you trolling the Internet looking for negative blog posts about your products? Well, you've DEFINITELY come to the right place.
I can, however, be persuaded to change my tune . . . a few well-placed "advertising dollars," and I will trumpet the effects Coca Cola has on a healthy lifestyle!
What are those effects?
Um, well, sugar is good in moderation! But perhaps not in 8 teaspoonfuls of sugar in a cup. Seriously, would you sweeten your coffee with eight teaspoons of sugar? You would?
Okay. I guess I won't be shilling for you after all.
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