Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Hey, Coke! Because, Well. Coke!

Hey Coke! Are you trolling the Internet looking for negative blog posts about your products? Well, you've DEFINITELY come to the right place.

I can, however, be persuaded to change my tune . . . a few well-placed "advertising dollars," and I will trumpet the effects Coca Cola has on a healthy lifestyle!

What are those effects?

Um, well, sugar is good in moderation! But perhaps not in 8 teaspoonfuls of sugar in a cup. Seriously, would you sweeten your coffee with eight teaspoons of sugar? You would?

Okay. I guess I won't be shilling for you after all.

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